Britney’s Crying Again

Oops, I’m crying again! The train wreck is back, boys. I know you love it. I strongly believe that these are older photos, cuz lately she has been looking quite alright but, Britney Spears is seen here showing off one of her best talents…crying, and I couldn’t resist showing these photos to you. She might have been imitating Chris Crocker from YouTube though….ya never know. You guys remember that fucking queer-bait right? “Leave Britney alone!“….that guy….or girl. I wonder if his pussy was bleeding in that video when he was trying to stick up for this once Pop-princess, recovering shit-bomb.

Dry your eyes, Brit. They gave you three VMA’s this year. Go home and polish them real good. You’ll never be smart enough to realize that they were only sympathy awards. Ciao for now!

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Posted On: October 22, 2008

Britney Spears Pokies And Slight C-Thru

Why is it that every time I talk about Britney Spears, I can’t help but blast the bitch into stupid little pieces? She’s seen here in New York looking like a lost child with that now famous, million mile stare who needs her arms held everywhere she walks, like she can’t fucking manage herself. And no, your hard nipples in that Smurf dress don’t make up for it either, but alot of you perv’s on here will dig it, and WE at Silly Hooker love you for it!!! Look closely and catch the outline of her stale beer-flavored aeriolas and nipples. Ciao for now!


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Posted On: October 2, 2008

Britney Spears Arrives At LAX Airport

Ya know, Britney Spears still looks to me like a helpless child even after being flushed down the toilet and turning into a drugged-out prostitute with an English accent or however the fuck she was talking to the paparazzi. If you take a look inside, you’ll see one of the photos in which it looks like someone gave that bitch a right hook, or a hard dick-slap across the cheek.


Well, the VMA’s went quite well for the former Pop princess, now train-wreck. They gave her not one, not two, but three sympathy awards which were completely and utterly predictable. Ughhh….’nuff said!


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Posted On: September 30, 2008

Yes…Another Britney Spears Upskirt

Well…the “Upskirt Queen” is back at it again….and of course it’s not a surprise. The one thing Britney Spears did change this time around is that she actually wore panties to cover up that busted sausage wallet of hers. I guess she is getting some of her good sense back. It’s funny cuz In every photo I see her in lately, that big black dude is holding her hand like she is a fucking retard. Someone get that hoe a cane or something.

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Posted On: March 11, 2008

Britney Spears In Yet Another Upskirt Show

Damn….this bitch can’t go anywhere without having cameras in her fuckin face…or in this case, under her skirt. She oughta know better by now to wear some fuckin undies, although some say that she may have flesh colored ones on in these shots, and by the looks of her getting out this time, I think she actually kept in mind that the cameras were aiming for that ham sandwich under her skirt. Maybe she’s going back to the old Britney, eh?

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Posted On: February 20, 2008

Britney Spears With No Bra

What a fuckin’ surprise….Britney Spears without a bra! What a shocker. Well, I guess you can’t fault the hoe for going out bra-less….she does have tits to show off after all. Unfortunately, there’s not much left on that train-wreck anymore. I mean…to go from the once ultra-famous Pop starlet she was, to the now street hooker in denial with a fake British accent. She took a quantum leap into a giant toilet and still can’t be flushed. Who knows…she could be preparing for an upcoming film role.

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Posted On: February 15, 2008

Britney Spears’ Unsurprising Career Change

YES ladies and gents….it’s exactly as it appears! Britney Spears was spotted down an alley turning tricks off of Melrose Ave. in Hollywood. How would you like those cottage cheese thighs wrapped around your perverted little head? By the look of those poor, worn-out fishnets she is sporting, the last horny fucktard got a little too anxious to get in that bologna sandwich of a twat she has under those red undies.

If any of you Kerb crawlers are ever in the famous Melrose fashion district, keep a look-out for Britney “Dick Vacuum” Spears….oh, and make sure to wrap your sausage….twice! Click inside for the additional pictures.
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Posted On: February 11, 2008